Wednesday, May 04, 2005

This is a Joke, Right?

Thankyou to Bifurcated Rivets for pointing me in the direction of RentMySon.com. This is a fairly basic website through which trusting parents apparently (surprise, surprise) rent out their male child for various menial tasks. In the spirit of political correctness, there's also a sister site called, well, RentMyDaughter.com. The boys on RentMySon all seem to specialise in "proms" and "parties", apart from little Zach who allegedly helps single men attract women by making them look "the father type". The problem is, I'm not absolutely sure if they are taking the piss or not?

As an experiment, I was thinking of registering Gsog with RentMySon, but I couldn't decide what to put down as his specialties. How about "Provides sound sleepers with experience of insomnia" or "Allows those with high blood pressure a chance to check out the effectiveness of their medication"?

Then, of course, there's Gdog....