These are my favourite quotes from The Great Man:
- "From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
- "Here's to our wives and girlfriends....may they never meet!"
- "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
- "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
- "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
- "She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
- "Remember men you are fighting for the lady's honour, which is probably more than she ever did."
- "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce."
- "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing....if you can fake that you've got it made."
- "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
- "Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
- "I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."
- "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
- "The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque book open."
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