Demon Seed

Due to a shortage of sperm donors in the state of Victoria in Australia, an IVF clinic in Melbourne has had the wizard wheeze of asking all male politicians under the age of 45 years to consider making a donation!

The medical director says he's asking them because they are "some of the leading role models within our community" (honest!). I think the real reason is that he knows that, like the majority of their British counterparts, most Australian politicians are a load of w-nkers!